Juan Pablo Galavis: “The Bachelor” – January 27, 2014: #YourTopTweets #Bachelor

If we let him speak Spanish, can we get through this Rose Ceremony faster? I wanna watch Castle! #bachelor

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Pervert Juan Pablo Galavis: “The Bachelor” Recap: January 20, 2014 – #Bachelor

Now 12 girls are gone. That means 15 are left, but 6 of them have problem skin, so we know they’re out. And no girl who wears little flowers on top her head gets anywhere in life, so the clock is ticking on Hippie Chick. And when has anyone ever said, “I’m rooting for the opera singer!”

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Pervert Juan Pablo Galavis: “The Bachelor” Recap: January 13, 2014 – #Bachelor

Now I’ll quickly run down the two one-on-one dates for you. Even though there wasn’t really anything new. Dead family members. Walls that won’t come down. Grandmas are the wisest. Someone misses their little boy. Someone misses their little dog. Cue the lights on a guy with a guitar singing about how his heart has been colored in with pastels.

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The Bachelor: Countdown to Pervert #JuanPablo Galavis – January 5, 2014 – #Bachelor

So what exactly did we learn about this season’s love-chasers tonight?  Nothing much.  The hour was mostly comprised of assorted women throwing their arms in the air and squealing “Juan Pablo!” in that same embarrassing way my grandma squeals when she gets a BINGO.

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The Bachelor/Bachelorette – “We Remember Those Lost in Seasons Past” Gallery

As Bachelorette fan-favorite Juan Pablo Galavis prepares to dive into ABC’s reality love pool Sunday night (a two-parter continuing on Monday), we at TV Food and Drink would like to take a moment to pay tribute to all the brave seekers of love who’ve fallen in seasons past. Because of their public humiliations, true love endures.

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