The Bachelorette Recap: July 9, 2012 – Your Top Tweets – #Bachelorette

Watching average men swing for the fences. #Bachelorette #HRDerby

I hope my daughter grows up & finds love on the #Bachelorette said no one ever.

just stayed off fb/twitter for 3 hrs so I didn’t find out from E Coast who got sent home on #bachelorette only to have mom text it to me. #FUCK

Does anyone else think Emily is distracted by her own reflection in Sean’s forehead? #Bachelorette

#bachelorette Hasn’t emily noticed that Jef is the size of a Snickers bar yet?

Arie is the human version of Waldo. #bachelorette

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The Bachelorette Recap: July 2, 2012 – Your Top Tweets – #Bachelorette #Hometowns

I seriously cant believe Emily has narrowed it down to these 4 turds #Bachelorette

Sadly for time we had to cut out Emily’s visit to Chris Harrison’s hometown #Bachelorette

Like we can’t SEE that it’s the FINAL ROSE….when will they cut that out. #bachelorette

I get it now – Jef is teeny, thus the big hair. He thinks it makes him taller. #bachelorette

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The Bachelorette Recap: June 25, 2012 – Your Top Tweets – #Bachelorette

Did he really just say, “I wanna date you so hard and marry the shit out of you.” #TEAMJEF #bachelorette

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The Bachelorette Recap: June 18, 2012

Preparing for his date with Homespun, Ryan says he wakes up every day, looks at himself in the mirror and asks, “Who do you want to be today?” If I woke up looking at Ryan every day, the only thing I’d ask is, “Dude, did you get a free Friendster profile with that haircut?”

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The Bachelorette Recap: June 11, 2012 – London Calling!

Meanwhile, American Psycho Kalon continued to mouth off about Little Ricki behind Homespun Emily’s back, this time referring to her as “baggage.” The guys all gave each other the “Dude, is that cool? Cuz I don’t think it’s cool” face, and then went back to trying to find Keira Knightley’s house on Google maps.

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The Bachelorette Recap: June 4, 2012

This week, Homespun Emily and her all-male muscle revue landed in Bermuda where three dates awaited them.. a one-one one, a group date, and as host Chris Harrison seemed delighted to inform the men, a “2 on 1,” where one guy is sent packing right on the date! Boy, that Chris Harrison is the luckiest fuck in Hollywood. He gets paid millions of dollars each season to walk into a room, deliver obnoxious news, and walk out again. I wonder if he’s branched out into making side money doing the same thing for friends and family. “Another martini, Chris?” “Thanks, yes! And by the way, your collie has hepatitis!”

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The Bachelorette Recap: May 21, 2012

I don’t know about you, but I’m getting the feeling that this is going to be a very wholesome, very Hallmark Channel, very “Homespun” season of The Bachelorette… full of snickerdoodles and grape juice, pizza parties and puppet shows. By the end of the season, if there isn’t a Bouncy House outside the Crab Shack and a jacuzzi full of colored plastic balls, instead of vodka, tanning lotion and puke like normal, I will be very, very surprised.

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The Bachelorette Recap: May 14, 2011

Jackson the Fitness Model knows the “First Rule” of Bachelorette: Always Be Auditioning for Bachelor Pad.

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The Bachelor 16-4: January 23, 2012 – Your Top Tweets

Mild retardation goes widely undiagnosed amongst moderately attractive people. #Bachelor Get Glue needs to offer a “No matter what anyone

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The Kitchen is Broken! The Top 10 Tv Food and Drink for 2012

Tv Food and Drink’s Central Nervous System has gone into the shop for graphics card repairs. We should be back

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