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The Bachelor 15: Emily or Chantal? Former Cast Members Weigh In

Guest posting tonight is CupidsPulse, who have been following The Journey of The Big Bad Bromack all season long and went straight to former stars of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, and Bachelor Pad to see which of the two remaining … Continue reading

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The Bachelor 15-10: The Women Tell All

Was it just me or did anyone else feel like last night’s Bachelor: The Women Tell All was a tight hour of reality entertainment painfully stretched out over a hundred and twenty minutes?  I guess I don’t completely mind watching Melissa the … Continue reading

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The Bachelor 15-9: Brad Womack Hunts His Prey in South Africa

Guest posting tonight’s episode of The Bachelor for Tv Food and Drink is “The Ashley” from The Ashley’s Reality Roundup. It’s Bachelor time once again! This is serious now… no fucking around!  We’re down to the final three girls, which … Continue reading

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The Bachelor 15-8: Home is Where the Funeral Is

Well, these hometown dates tend to take a little of the ZAP out of The Bachelor, don’t they? Where were the catty looks exchanged between game-playing chicks in bikinis?   Where were the hysterical women on the verge of throwing … Continue reading

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The Bachelor 15-7: Brad Womack Causes Goat Suicides in Anguilla

8:03pm – Anguilla is the love destination on this week’s The Bachelor, and for Britt the Food Writer, it’s a week of do-or-die.  Things are not looking promising for the woman who, up to this point in the season, has … Continue reading

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The Bachelor 15-6: Brad Womack is Equally Dull Outside the United States

“My feelings are becoming really, really strong…” proclaims Brad at the top of tonight’s Bachelor, “…for each of these eight women.” Welcome to February sweeps, Tv Food and Drinkers! And how can you tell we’ve reached February sweeps? Because tonight … Continue reading

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The Bachelor 15-5: Brad Womack and the Two We Know Are Gonna Be in the Finals

You know you’re watching a pretty good episode of The Bachelor when flying Elvis impersonators are the least impressive moment of the night. After seeing a glimpse of the Cirque Du Soleil show that is “Viva Elvis” at the Aria … Continue reading

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The Bachelor 15-4: Brad Womack and the Dull Days of January

The schmaltz was flowing more plentiful than the Merlot on tonight’s episode of The Bachelor. With all the promises of black eyes, catty confrontations, and hopeless romantics dangling off the sides of skyscrapers, I was expecting a little more bang … Continue reading

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The Bachelor 15-3: Brad Womack to star in Love Hurts

Tonight’s episode of The Bachelor teases a story… so… devastating… it will break everyone’s heart, and will cause someone to… gasp!… walk out! Having watched two full episodes of The Bachelor out of fifteen seasons, as well as a third of … Continue reading

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The Bachelor 15-2: Brad Womack and the Carnival Clowns

Turns out midnight carnivals at the ends of dirt roads that are mysteriously operating without employees come off less romantic… and more creepy and malevolent… than one might have originally guessed. At any moment, I was expecting the carny romance … Continue reading

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The Bachelor 15-1: (Insert Name of Schmuck) is Ready for the Real Thing!

Brad Womack, the most hated man in Bachelor history (until Jake Pavelka flew into town, that is), returns tonight for another season of tight trousers, excessive cleavage and a wealth of crocodile tears the likes of which television has lacked … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad 1-06: Where is the Love?

Re-capping tonight’s painfully stretched two-hour season finale of Bachelor Pad is like trying to put an exciting spin on a story about going to church on Sunday.  There’s no way to present it with a fresh take.  If you’ve even … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad 1-05: We Needed a Hero

The question going into tonight’s pen-ultimate episode of Bachelor Pad was whether or not the show had any interest in doing something beyond playing along with the lazy old rules of late summer reality programming by creating a scenario where … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad 1-04: Cringe-Worthy?

If you only tuned in to tonight’s episode of Bachelor Pad because of the over-hyped live Dancing with the Stars “press conference” to announce the new season’s cast (did anyone see any members of the press?  I didn’t.), you may … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad 1-03: The Resurrection of Sally Kirkland

Three weeks into life at the ABC Crab Shack and the Beautiful People are proving themselves less and less attractive with each opportunity they have to open their mouths. Unfortunately, as a result of this week’s kissing challenge, open mouths … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad 1-02: Pie Holes and Rhyme Fails

Only two episodes into ABC’s Bachelor Pad, and already, the tired old “sexy people in a house” story-telling formula is proving itself about as thin and obvious as the hairlines of the bachelors during the episode’s pie-eating challenge. Not that … Continue reading

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Break Out the Doxycycline! You’re in the Bachelor Pad

Image Credit: Craig Sjodin I have not watched more than a single episode of any of the past seasons of The Bachelor or The Bachelorette, so I come to ABC’s new Big Brother-Bachelor hybrid, Bachelor Pad completely free from any … Continue reading

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