The Bachelor 16-4: January 23, 2012 – Your Top Tweets

Mild retardation goes widely undiagnosed amongst moderately attractive people. #Bachelor Get Glue needs to offer a “No matter what anyone

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The Kitchen is Broken! The Top 10 Tv Food and Drink for 2012

Tv Food and Drink’s Central Nervous System has gone into the shop for graphics card repairs. We should be back

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The Bachelor 16-2: January 9, 2012 – Your Top Tweets

I play a fun #Bachelor drinking game. I watch the show and I drink wine whenever I feel like it.

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Bachelor 16-1 Recap: Winemaker Ben “Sloppylocks” Flajnik Seeks SWF to Help Squeeze His Grapes

Was Ben Flajnik really the best choice for this season’s Bachelor?  On the one hand, he certainly deserves a second

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The Bachelor 16-1: January 2, 2012 – Your Top Tweets

Great…12 weeks of lying to all my friends about how I don’t watch #Bachelor begins tonight. It has come to

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The Bachelorette: July 25, 2011 – The Top Tweets

#bachelorette  those feet…I KNEW I’d seen them before #bachelorette – Ryan… you started talking about water heaters… you’re done. Thanks

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The Bachelorette Recap: July 11, 2011

8:00 pm – After a one week hiatus on her part and a tragic head cold on mine, Ashley and

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The Bachelorette Recap: June 20, 2011

Please understand that last week, when I mentioned that Ivy League Boy Ames sent a red flag straight up to

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The Bachelorette Recap: June 13, 2011

WARNING: THIS POST MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME ORPHANS. ORPHAN DISCRETION IS ADVISED Today I got an e-mail from a Bachelorette

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The Bachelorette: Ashley or Emily: Who Should Be Starring This Season?

Who should it be?  Ashley or Emily? ABC may be trying to tell you one thing, but the top ten

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