Bachelor Pad Finale Live: September 12, 2011 – Your Top Tweets (Final Two Hours)

I may have worked 16 hours today but you better believe the moment I get home I’m watching the season

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Bachelor Pad Finale: September 12, 2011 – Your Top Tweets (Hour One)

#BachelorPad – which guy said “Vegas baby!” thus upholding the d-bag pledge of honor? RT @TvFoodAndDrink: #BachelorPad – which guy

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Bachelor Pad: August 29, 2011 – Your Top Tweets

Nobody uses the term “sociopath” more than #bachelorpad contestants.

Is it true that whenever Kasey and Vienna kiss, an angel loses its wings?? #BachelorPad

Kasey is single-handedly campaigning to bring back the phrase “kick rocks.” Hi, 3rd grade, we missed you. #bachelorpad

Kasey is perfect for twitter.: Kick rocks Deuces. Punch in face. Duh. Amerrrka. Girlfriend. Punch in face. Who’s the bigger man duh #agt

Kasey sounds like a dog with peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth.. Go home nowww! #bachelorpad

#bachelorpad This show needs a big sexy muscle-bound brutha. That’d shut Kasey up.

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Bachelor Pad: August 15, 2011 – Your Top Tweets

“oh my god these people are FREAKS” -my mom’s reaction to #BachelorPad Was looking for football and accidentally watched all

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Bachelor Pad: August 8, 2011 – Your Top Tweets

#BachelorPad premieres tonight. These are the people you share this planet with. Watching #bachelorpad – my MBA just burst into

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The Bachelorette: July 25, 2011 – The Top Tweets

#bachelorette  those feet…I KNEW I’d seen them before #bachelorette – Ryan… you started talking about water heaters… you’re done. Thanks

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The Bachelorette Recap: July 11, 2011

8:00 pm – After a one week hiatus on her part and a tragic head cold on mine, Ashley and

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The Bachelorette Recap: June 20, 2011

Please understand that last week, when I mentioned that Ivy League Boy Ames sent a red flag straight up to

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The Bachelorette Recap: June 13, 2011

WARNING: THIS POST MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME ORPHANS. ORPHAN DISCRETION IS ADVISED Today I got an e-mail from a Bachelorette

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The Bachelorette: Ashley or Emily: Who Should Be Starring This Season?

Who should it be?  Ashley or Emily? ABC may be trying to tell you one thing, but the top ten

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