The #Bachelor Sean Lowe – After the Final Rose – Recap #YourTopTweets – March11, 2013 (ABC)
Drinking game: Drink every time @chrisbharrison says “all of America” #Bachelor Sean has all these girls fighting over him and
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The #Bachelor Sean Lowe Finale Recap #YourTopTweets – March 11, 2013 (ABC)
A finale can be “exciting” or it can be “three hours,” but it can’t be both #Bachelor. Chris Harrison is a sadist. #Bachelor. Calling the 3 hour #bachelor finale “historic” seems a bit much. The wall coming down was historic. 3 hrs of bachelor is just tedious. The #Bachelor sends the message that you should meet your spouse on TV. Call me old-fashioned, but the place to do that is the Internet. The loser of #bachelor should be punished. Make her watch them get married-front row. I can smell the desperation through the screen. #bachelor
Read moreThe #Bachelor Sean Lowe Recap – February 4, 2013 (ABC)
it was a pretty standard week on the old Bachelor, with the only interesting behavior chalked up again to Tierra, who I’ve noticed has been singled out about a million times on the web for having a dent in her forehead.
Read moreThe #Bachelor Sean Lowe Recap – January 28, 2013 (ABC) – Your Top Tweets
Time to watch some thirsty hoes! #bachelorlor So how about a gameshow, but instead of money, the prize is a
Read moreThe #Bachelor Sean Lowe Recap – January 21, 2013 (ABC)
I feel like the producers of The Bachelor have a strategy: when they really want you to like one of the girls competing for the man’s heart, they shove them into a date where they’ll look selfless and wholesome. When they’re trying to make you think the girl’s a psycho, they make her jump off a cliff or a skyscraper hoping she’ll whimper and mumble hysterically so we can feel superior. And of course, when it’s a girl who’s comparatively homely-looking, they make her hunt for bugs in a cave or process her own pork at a slaughtering plant.
Read moreThe #Bachelor Sean Lowe Recap – January 14, 2013 (ABC)
Episode Two of this season’s The Bachelor started pretty much the same way Episode One did. Our “Texas Toe Head”
Read moreThe #Bachelor Sean Lowe Recap – January 7, 2013 (ABC)
It’s kinda messed up for ABC to be parading Sean’s studly physique across our television sets this soon after Christmas, don’t you think? No less than three weeks ago, I had about an inch of fruitcake under each of my fingernails and was fishing surprise gingerbread crumbs out of the folds in my pants. Michael kept asking me why I was wearing my super stretchy bedtime shorts around the house everyday and I casually replied, “Oh, I’m just being lazy,” when in fact they were the only thing I owned I could get around my waist that wouldn’t cut off the circulation to my brain.
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