#RNCinCLE – Republican National Convention 2016 in Cleveland – Day #1 Top Tweets

Scott Baio RNC Republican conventionShit, my TV is broken, the screen is nothing but a harsh blinding white glare, and…oh, wait, it’s just the #RNCinCLE

are those empty seats I’m seeing or is that just Clint Eastwood’s entourage? #RNCinCLE

“War is not about bathrooms”…that’s a real thing a person said that got a crowd fired up. In real life. In America. In 2016. #RNCinCLE

Republican delegates really should not be allowed to dance around. #RNCinCLE #RNC2016

Updated GOP Convention Schedule 1. Johnny Manziel 2. Scott Baio 3. Alf 4. Josef Stalin Hologram 5. Westboro Baptist Preacher

Let’s build a wall around the #RNCinCLE.

It’s fun when 14 or 15 people all chant “Trump” in there. #RNCinCLE

Donald Trump, his 3rd wife and a bunch of kids who are trying to figure out which one belongs to which mother will speak at the #RNCinCLE

I can’t wait to see what Melania’s not wearing tonight. #RNCinCLE

The #RNCinCLE is a real who used to be who of celebrity.

Scott Baio RNC Republican conventionNext week, Scott Baio will be speaking at my garage sale #RNCinCLE

What time does Scott Baio speak so I can time when the mushrooms kick in? #RNCinCLE

RNC convention Republican Willie Robertson“Please welcome avid hunter and business man, Willie Robertson!”  As long as the priorities are straight.   #RNCinCLE #DuckDynasty

“They don’t like to hang out with regular folks like us,” says Willie Robertson, net worth of $10 million. #RNCinCLE

It was nice of Willie Robertson to step in when Honey Boo Boo had to cancel. #RNCinCLE

Donald Trump will have your back, whether you like it or not. We will all be forced to wear his Made in China dress shirts. #RNCinCLE

And now Scott Baio. At lease Clint Eastwood did some great movies. #RNCinCLE

“That was Scott Baio.. who drew the first cheers AND rousing boos of the evening.” #RNCinCLE

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The 2014 Academy Awards – Your Top Tweets. #Oscars #Oscars 2014


Ellen’s celeb selfie crashed #Twitter.  This is what happens when gays are allowed to marry.  #Oscars

Tweeting pics of yourself at the Elton John party DURING the #Oscars just tells everyone you aren’t big enough to get invited TO the Oscars

Everyone is so unfunny and grim on Twitter tonight, then I realized I was on the 12 Years a Slave feed. #oscar #oscars2014

Oh dear. Tyson Beckford is not one for chit chat. Maybe don’t make him a red carpet correspondent. #Oscars2014

The glitz! The glamour! The chicks who can’t walk in heels! It’s the #Oscars2014

No matter how famous and successful he gets, I will never EVER be certain I’m spelling McConnaughey correctly #Oscars2014

Someone get the hook. Tyson Beckford snuck out in front of the camera again. #Oscars2014 #notgivingup

Is Tyson Beckford auditioning for a Zoolander sequel? #Oscars

Is Tyson Beckford auditioning for a part on “Almost Human”? #Oscars2014

As the women try to keep their hair dry, McConnaughey is just trying to keep his weed dry. #Oscars2014 #oscar


Judging by the outfit, not only is Ellen hosting but I think someone’s gonna get the keys to the chocolate factory at night’s end. #oscars

Why is Ellen dressed like Pinocchio? #oscars

Keep it short Anne Hathaway. We’re still on the fence about u. #oscars


And the #Oscar goes to… JESUS! #Oscars

Jared Leto has rad hair, an Oscar and knows McConaughey. Meanwhile I have dark facial spots, a Jesus candle and my mailman calls me “weird guy” #Oscars

My boyfriend has requested I stop making him ask me who I’m wearing (FYI it’s a Mickey Mouse sweatshirt). #Oscar

Ya’ll… Harrison Ford missed rehearsal #oscars

Yep lets give Channing Tatum the really hard foreign names to say, because he’s the smartest! #oscars

If ur gonna make me watch Channing Tatum say “Zana Abdul Nanno” he should at least be in a bikini brief. #oscars

It was not fair for Matthew McConnaughey to get Kim Novak stoned just before they went on stage. #oscars

Does anyone know if Kim Novak has a cigarette? #oscars

The way Kim Novak has no idea what “Magic Mike” actually is but goes on praising it. That’s acting, kids. #oscars


Juan Pablo Galavis: “The Bachelor” – January 27, 2014: #YourTopTweets #Bachelor


Juan Pablo I would just like to say I visually enjoy you #Bachelor

Does every season of this show HAVE to have a girl with a lazy eye? #Bachelor

How is “Dog Lover” a profession? #bachelor

If I say “Donut Eater” is a profession, can I give up the law and just eat Krispy Kremes all day? #Bachelor

Unfortunately we could only clear songs in the public domain so they all did Karaoke to “Stars and Stripes Forever” #Bachelor

What do I need to do to get a ‘Sharleen is not impressed’ meme going? #bachelor

Idk how I feel about sharleen.. #Bachelor

charlene needs to go #bachelor

I hate Sharleeen #Bachelor

Sharleen says she doesn’t want children. Juan Pablo has a child. So naturally he gives her the rose. #Bachelor

Sharleen: Yes, I love children. They’re delicious! #Bachelor


Watching: Scandal – “A Door Marked Exit” – Your Top Tweets – #ScandalThursday #Gladiators #YourTopTweets

It’s #ScandalThursday – Twitter goes into ALL CAPS!

“Cyrus… I have committed a sin.” #ScandalABC aaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!

D’oh! The Christian nut job VP just killed Steven Carrington #2!  Alexis will NOT be happy! #ScandalFinale #Dynasty

Poor Steven Carrington – First Sammie Jo, and now this. #ScandalFinale

Now both the President and the Vice President are murderers! Way to unify the ticket!  #ScandalFinale

Sally… in the study… with the letter opener. #Scandal

Hey boys, good news!  SALLY’S ON THE MARKET AGAIN! 🙂 #ScandalThursday

If every straight woman-gay man marriage in DC ended this way there’d be nothing left there but fountains. #Gladiators #ScandalFinale #AskScandal


Watching “The Sound of Music – LIVE” – Your Top Tweets – #TheSoundOfMusicLive


I’m so glad Carrie Underwood won #idol or that would have been Bo Bice playing Maria #TheSoundOfMusicLive

I’m just going to apologize now for my excessive tweeting during #TheSoundOfMusicLive. Now get over it. #sorrynotsorry

Hey West Coast, it gets worse. Also, Nazis.

Every time Captain von Trapp whistles, our German Shepherd looks at the tv #TheSoundOfMusicLive @nbc

So which one of these kids is going to flub first? #TheSoundOfMusicLive

It always gets me how Austria has a navy. #landlocked #TheSoundOfMusicLive

The real reason the Nazis lost was because they couldn’t find a family of 9 behind a potted plant #TheSoundOfMusicLive

Hope they rewrite #TheSoundOfMusicLive songs for today’s audience. Like “Do Re Mi Tho” and “Sixteen And Pregnant Going On MTV.” (Needs work)

Did no one just see Carrie trip down the hill? Those hills really are alive – watch out Carrie!

Stick around for the end of #TheSoundOfMusicLive to see which of the Von Trapp kids Nick Fury will recruit into The Avengers.

“Pretty sure these are One Life to Live sets.” – me #TheSoundOfMusicLive

It’s unclear what hashtag we’re using here. #SoundofMusicLIVE #TheSoundofMusicLIVE #SOML

Seriously, guys, what’s the hashtag we’re going with tonight? #SOML #SoundofMusic #TheSoundOfMusicLive #SoundOfMusicLive

Brigitta needs to be smacked in the face. #TheSoundOfMusicLive

I wish I could get my boyfriend to answer to a whislte. #TheSoundofMusicLive

Prediction: Julie Andrews is openly weeping and Christopher Plummer is drinking heavily because of #TheSoundOfMusicLive. Or vice versa.

At least they didn’t screw up Frederick. He was hot in the movie, he’s hot in this. Yeah, I don’t care that I’m 43. #TheSoundOfMusicLive

8:33. Throwing in the towel. Can’t do it. #TheSoundOfMusicLive

So far this is the gloomiest musical ever. And we haven’t even got to the Nazis yet. #TheSoundOfMusicLive

Can they auto-tune live or is that something added in later? #TheSoundOfMusicLive

Brigitta is a know it all. #TheSoundofMusicLive

At Tonight’s Performance, the Part of Maria Will Be Played by 



I’m under the couch, praying none of these kids trip down the Stairs Of Freaking Doom. #TheSoundOfMusicLive

Just quoting the lines from “Do Re Mi” and posting it does not an interesting tweet make #TheSoundOfMusicLive #JustStopIt

I’m having some problems with this production, but my cat seems to be enjoying it. #TheSoundOfMusicLive.

Walmart just informed me they’ll be selling a sing-a-long cd of #TheSoundOfMusicLive. I know what we’re all thinking… they still make cds?

I hope Julie Andrews went to bed early tonight. Yikes. #TheSoundOfMusicLive

In the twitter TV Hate-A-Thon it’s #TheSoundOfMusicLive vs. #LizAndDick Game On!

You’d think as much as NBC hyped #TheSoundOfMusicLive they would’ve spent the money to make it not look like a Days of Our Lives episode.

Woo-hoo – a Rolf UPGRADE! Cause the one in the movie was a 6 at best. #TheSoundOfMusicLive

Rolf, we say this with love: That outfit is not your friend. #TheSoundofMusicLive #SOML #SoundofMusic

What would happen if you played Dark Side Of The Moon simultaneously with #TheSoundOfMusicLive?

Yikes nice short pants Rolf #TheSoundOfMusicLive


Big Brother Eviction – August 22, 2013 – Your Top Tweets #BB15

If anyone came into my den right now, they’d see me glued to the set watching people whispering about things I don’t understand… on dirty sheets. #BB15

I seriously can’t understand anything Judd says – it’s like Charlie Brown’s teacher is one of the houseguests this season. #BB15

I didn’t realize Helen was 37. How can she be on this earth that long and be suuuuchhhhh a sucker! #bb15

If Andy’s neck zit gets any bigger it’s going to have to be recognized as a new house mate and be allowed to compete in challenges. #bb15

Can we finally address the fact that Andy dresses like a toddler? #bb15

#Elissa is trending worldwide! #BB15

Amanda’s not a bully because she’s honest. She’s a bully because she’s a bitch. #BB15

Every time I watch the opening of #bb15 I’m just reminded that once upon a time, there were cute guys in this house of flat faces.

In this entire season, I didn’t notice Judd had a back tattoo, and yet I know what Spencer’s dick looks like. WTF BB15? #bb15 READ MORE –>

The #Bachelorette Desiree Hartsock FINALE – Your #TopTweets: August 5, 2013

If there is a God in heaven, there won’t be a poem.

LOL What is “Bachelorette Nation!” u ask? It’s 43 divorcees with overly-processed hair and bad necklaces. #Bachelorette

Three-hour #Bachelorette  finale tonight? OH GOD NO… THE TWEETS

Nothing makes me loathe twitter more than #bachelor / #bachelorette finale nights.

These people are all circus geeks.  #Bachelorette

Des should try dating on Craigslist #Bachelorette

Blah… blah…  journey…#Bachelorette

Once again, ABC wins and I lose. #Bachelorette #ratings

This #Bachelorette finale is ridiculous. “Next, we talk to some homeless people under a bridge and see if THEY think Des finds love.”

des looks like she’s about to get her first colonoscopy. #Bachelorette

*opens Twitter*
*scroll* #Bachelorette
*scroll* #SharkWeek
*closes Twitter*

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The #Bachelorette Desiree Hartsock Recap/Your #TopTweets: July 29, 2013

Time for man tears and location ideas for my next vacation #bachelorette

drinking game rule No. 1: Swig every time someone says “journey” #Bachelorette

That moment when someone offers to do you a favor & you say, “Can you wait til 9 so I don’t miss the #Bachelorette?

Plot twist: the two final guys fall in love, and she’s left all alone. #bachelorette

Watching the #Bachelorette turns me off of love, and turns me on to faking love for attention and money

Drew runs like a cheerleader, hugs like a cheerleader, says “amazing!” like a cheerleader.  Drew is a cheerleader  #Bachelorette

Walking through town, dancing around in circles, eating street food.  They got the cheap date #Bachelorette

Antigua. Cue fake “locals” making music. #Bachelorette

shouldn’t there be less white people #Bachelorette #TheyFilledTheSceneWithTheInterns

Girls on #Twitter proclaiming they’re #TeamDrew can’t see the gay forest for the homosexual trees. Sorry to break it2u. #Bachelorette

How is he supposed to get down on one knee when he’s used to getting down on two? #bachelorette #hopelessromantic #AndDrewisgay

Drew’s sincere?  He’s going to be really sincere when he tells you that he’s a power bottom. #desaster #bachelorette

I bet Drew just lays at the end of the bed like a puppy.. #bachelorette #fantasysuite


The #Bachelor Sean Lowe – After the Final Rose – Recap #YourTopTweets – March11, 2013 (ABC)

Drinking game: Drink every time @chrisbharrison says “all of America” #Bachelor

Sean has all these girls fighting over him and today a homeless guy asked me if I wanted some of his Doritos. #Bachelor is better than me.

This would be much more interesting if they had the guts to put up the snarky, yet wildly perceptive #bachelor tweets

Don’t hate the player #bachelor

Sean’s about to get pimp slapped #Bachelor

Lindsay handled it well… I’da cut that other bitch! #bachelor

Lindsay was a good sport. If it were me I would have shoved my shoes down his throat after he made me walk across a bridge in them, then dumped me #Bachelor

#Bachelor Sean dodged a bullet not picking Lindsay. That’s about 300,000 Youtube cat videos he’ll never have to watch now.

Lindsay says “you know” too much #Bachelor.

Lindsay as the next Bachelorette? “Blank… will you, you know, accept, you know, this rose… you know?” Pass #Bachelor

Come on, Lindsay it can’t be that bad. You’re getting paid to get dumped. If it were me, I’d be a fucking millionaire by now! #Bachelor.

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