Watching “The Sound of Music – LIVE” – Your Top Tweets – #TheSoundOfMusicLive

I’m so glad Carrie Underwood won #idol or that would have been Bo Bice playing Maria #TheSoundOfMusicLive I’m just going

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2013 #AcademyAwards Red Carpet – Your Top Tweets #Oscars

“Viola Davis looks like a pile of whipped cream!  But Dole Whip.  She’s got a little tint to her, so

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“Stars in Danger: The High Dive” (FOX) – Your Top Tweets #StarsInDanger

I don’t understand this #starsindanger show. They are jumping off a high five. Do Highway Frogger then we’ll talk… #starsindanger The only thing that would make this better is if honey boo boo was tossed off the top… Waiting to see the show Child Stars In Danger where Casey Anthony babysits them for a weekend. #starsindanger… We’re this close to just throwing reality stars into battery acid for entertainment. #StarsInDanger

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London 2012 Summer Olympics: Opening Ceremonies – Your Top Tweets

I forgot to get dessert for the #OpeningCeremonies. Luckily, I have peanut butter and baker’s chocolate. Let the games begin,

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The Choice (FOX) – June 21, 2012: Your Top Tweets – #TheChoice

I just accidentally watched #ThChoice on FOX…excuse me while I go eat batteries.

Watching #TheChoice and trying to figure out how to get my chair to turn around away from the television

What I would say if I were on #TheChoice: “I’m ugly, obese, and I hate men.”

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MEGASTUNTS: Highwire Over Niagara Falls – Nik Wallenda – LIVE (ABC) – Your Top Tweets

The only people who watch primetime network television on a Friday are the incarcerated and those who Tweet. #walkthewire

the world largest yolo moment is going on in Ontario. #walkthewire

My mom is taking pictures of the guy who is #WalkTheWire but we are not there in person but at home. Mom took pictures of the TV #killme

#walkThewire – at least if he falls on the Canadian side, he’ll die with health insurance!

Watching #walkthewire. Am I a bad person to hope for something bad to happen?

This guy must dominate DUI tests #walkthewire

Praying for a flock of geese to run into this guy walking on the wire #walkthewire

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The Choice (FOX) – June 7, 2012: Your Top Tweets – #TheChoice

Summer television is the networks’ way of saying “Go outside…it’s warm now.” #thechoice

#TheChoice – Chuck Barris just threw up on himself

#TheChoice – Americans make so much fun of shows like this when they’re called “Sabado Gigante”

I’m watching #TheChoice and it made me so dumb I already forgot what #TakeMeOut was about

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Take Me Out (FOX) – June 7, 2012: Your Top Tweets – #TakeMeOut

I’m at Togo’s and they just put on #takemeout

You know it’s bad when George Lopez is the best looking person on the stage #takemeout

What is happening on the television? Why is George Lopez presiding over it? This is an elaborate prank, right? #takemeout

The only reason #TakeMeOut is on the air is so they can market “Magic Mike” to chicks

#takemeout there are 25 dumb girls on this show

#TakeMeOut needs to paired with #GiveMeTheBong

#take me out – girls turn lights on and off… for an hour.

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