The #Bachelorette Desiree Hartsock Recap: May 27, 2013

“Do you know how poor I was growing up?” Desiree asks Chris Harrison. “I was so poor growing up my family had to hang the toilet paper out to dry. I was so poor growing up, kicking a can down the street was called ‘moving day!’ I was so poor growing up, monkeys at the zoo threw peanuts at me!”

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SHOCKING The Cat-chelor: WHO WILL BE MY NEXT CAT? YOU DECIDE! (5 cats going home this week)

Round TWO!  This is your chance to decide which cat I will adopt as my new pet. Each of these cats is currently living at a non-profit, no-kill pet shelter in Los Angeles. But while this competition is in process, they are all residing at a 10,000 square foot mansion in Malibu, complete with indoor and outdoor jacuzzi, a bar in every room, and a landing pad for the obligatory helicopter date.

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The Voice Recap (NBC) – March 25, 2013

Judith Hill’s worked as a professional back-up singer. She sang with Michael Jackson. She performed at his memorial service for God’s sake. How is it fair that this woman and little former snaggletooth Danielle Bradbury have to compete against one another? Team Adam

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Dancing with the Stars: Ingo Rademacher and Kym Johnson Dance the Quickstep (VIDEO and SPOILERS)

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Dancing with the Stars: Wynonna Judd and Tony Dovolani Dance the Quickstep (VIDEO and SPOILERS)

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Watching: Splash (ABC) – March 19, 2013 (VIDEO)

All Photos: ABC/Kelsey McNeal Here’s all you need to know about #Splash.  Kareem Abdul-Jabbar scored a 7.25 for doing this:

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The Cat-chelor! WHO WILL BE MY NEXT CAT? YOU DECIDE!

Help me pick my next cat! Mark the ballot below for your favorite three cats. Vote as much as you like, and feel free to leave your comments below. Then check back to see who’s still in the running.

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The #Bachelor Sean Lowe – After the Final Rose – Recap #YourTopTweets – March11, 2013 (ABC)

Drinking game: Drink every time @chrisbharrison says “all of America” #Bachelor Sean has all these girls fighting over him and

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