Juan Pablo Galavis: “The Bachelor” – January 27, 2014: #YourTopTweets #Bachelor

If we let him speak Spanish, can we get through this Rose Ceremony faster? I wanna watch Castle! #bachelor

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Juan Pablo Galavis: “The Bachelor” Recap: January 20, 2014 – #Bachelor

Now 12 girls are gone. That means 15 are left, but 6 of them have problem skin, so we know they’re out. And no girl who wears little flowers on top her head gets anywhere in life, so the clock is ticking on Hippie Chick. And when has anyone ever said, “I’m rooting for the opera singer!”

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Juan Pablo Galavis: “The Bachelor” Recap: January 13, 2014 – #Bachelor

Now I’ll quickly run down the two one-on-one dates for you. Even though there wasn’t really anything new. Dead family members. Walls that won’t come down. Grandmas are the wisest. Someone misses their little boy. Someone misses their little dog. Cue the lights on a guy with a guitar singing about how his heart has been colored in with pastels.

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Juan Pablo Galavis: “The Bachelor” Recap: January 6, 2014 – #Bachelor

It was worth sitting through two hours of The Bachelor tonight just to see that one red headed girl walk

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The Bachelor: Countdown to #JuanPablo Galavis – January 5, 2014 – #Bachelor

So what exactly did we learn about this season’s love-chasers tonight?  Nothing much.  The hour was mostly comprised of assorted women throwing their arms in the air and squealing “Juan Pablo!” in that same embarrassing way my grandma squeals when she gets a BINGO.

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The #Bachelorette Desiree Hartsock FINALE – Your #TopTweets: August 5, 2013

If there is a God in heaven, there won’t be a poem. LOL What is “Bachelorette Nation!” u ask? It’s

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The #Bachelorette Desiree Hartsock Recap/Your #TopTweets: July 29, 2013

The #bachelorette now sits alone and heartbroken on a dock overlooking a gorgeous ocean. Cue Sharknado.

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The #Bachelorette Desiree Hartsock Recap: June 10, 2013

If you watched the footage from the security camera in my building’s elevator tonight, you would have seen me tapping

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The #Bachelorette Desiree Hartsock Recap: June 3, 2013

Unlike most Iraq War Veterans, Bryden has no sense of humor. Also, he most definitely does not have “1990s Disney Prince hair.” Instead, he has what my Aunt Heddy the hairstylist referred to as “partially-aborted man bangs.”

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The #Bachelorette Desiree Hartsock Recap: May 27, 2013

“Do you know how poor I was growing up?” Desiree asks Chris Harrison. “I was so poor growing up my family had to hang the toilet paper out to dry. I was so poor growing up, kicking a can down the street was called ‘moving day!’ I was so poor growing up, monkeys at the zoo threw peanuts at me!”

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