Watching: Splash (ABC) – March 19, 2013 (VIDEO)

All Photos: ABC/Kelsey McNeal Here’s all you need to know about #Splash.  Kareem Abdul-Jabbar scored a 7.25 for doing this:

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“Stars in Danger: The High Dive” (FOX) – Your Top Tweets #StarsInDanger

I don’t understand this #starsindanger show. They are jumping off a high five. Do Highway Frogger then we’ll talk… #starsindanger The only thing that would make this better is if honey boo boo was tossed off the top… Waiting to see the show Child Stars In Danger where Casey Anthony babysits them for a weekend. #starsindanger… We’re this close to just throwing reality stars into battery acid for entertainment. #StarsInDanger

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The Choice (FOX) – June 21, 2012: Your Top Tweets – #TheChoice

I just accidentally watched #ThChoice on FOX…excuse me while I go eat batteries.

Watching #TheChoice and trying to figure out how to get my chair to turn around away from the television

What I would say if I were on #TheChoice: “I’m ugly, obese, and I hate men.”

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MEGASTUNTS: Highwire Over Niagara Falls – Nik Wallenda – LIVE (ABC) – Your Top Tweets

The only people who watch primetime network television on a Friday are the incarcerated and those who Tweet. #walkthewire

the world largest yolo moment is going on in Ontario. #walkthewire

My mom is taking pictures of the guy who is #WalkTheWire but we are not there in person but at home. Mom took pictures of the TV #killme

#walkThewire – at least if he falls on the Canadian side, he’ll die with health insurance!

Watching #walkthewire. Am I a bad person to hope for something bad to happen?

This guy must dominate DUI tests #walkthewire

Praying for a flock of geese to run into this guy walking on the wire #walkthewire

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Food Network Star Recap: June 10, 2012

Congratulations! You’ve reached the halfway point for this season’s Food Network Star. Go whip yourselves up a spinach-kale smoothie and some “rad and retro” apple sauce! You deserve it. And before we dive into the highlights from this week’s episode, let’s take a look at where each of our culinary hopefuls currently stands:

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The Choice (FOX) – June 7, 2012: Your Top Tweets – #TheChoice

Summer television is the networks’ way of saying “Go outside…it’s warm now.” #thechoice

#TheChoice – Chuck Barris just threw up on himself

#TheChoice – Americans make so much fun of shows like this when they’re called “Sabado Gigante”

I’m watching #TheChoice and it made me so dumb I already forgot what #TakeMeOut was about

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Take Me Out (FOX) – June 7, 2012: Your Top Tweets – #TakeMeOut

I’m at Togo’s and they just put on #takemeout

You know it’s bad when George Lopez is the best looking person on the stage #takemeout

What is happening on the television? Why is George Lopez presiding over it? This is an elaborate prank, right? #takemeout

The only reason #TakeMeOut is on the air is so they can market “Magic Mike” to chicks

#takemeout there are 25 dumb girls on this show

#TakeMeOut needs to paired with #GiveMeTheBong

#take me out – girls turn lights on and off… for an hour.

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Food Network Star Recap: June 3, 2012 (Brought to you by Discover Card – 5% Cash Back!!)

I don’t know about you, but everything that happened on this week’s episode of Food Network Star – the ups and downs, the smiles the frowns – all just fell out my head the minute I heard the words, TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR DISCOVER GIFT CARD.

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Food Network Star Recap: May 20, 2012

Food Network Star’s new format of dividing the competitors into three smaller teams, each led by a celebrity mentor has proven itself, in only two episodes, to be a critical mis-step for the show. Here’s why:

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