Dancing with the Stars Recap: April 30, 2012

Mark and Katherine kicked off the night the way all 8pm network programs should: with a rousing Caligula-inspired seduction fest. Mark took off his shirt and achingly gyrated his upper body the way a worm with an S&M fetish might after getting pierced by the hook.

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Dancing with the Stars: April 30, 2012 – Katherine Jenkins & Mark Ballas Perform the Rumba (VIDEO)

Despite a Mark Ballas shirtless wearing only a cape above the waist, he and his partner Katherine Jenkins received kudos from the judges for not taking their Dancing with the Stars Classical Week rumba down the road of raunch. Click through to watch the dance.

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Dancing with the Stars Recap: April 23, 2012

Chelsie tried to make Roshon hot, and it was just plain uncomfortable. It’s like when the intern at work sends you a friend request. You feel like an old fuddy-duddy if you don’t accept, and a Letourneau if you do. Additionally, Chelsie’s outfit made her look like the Queen of the “112th Tournament of MILFS Parade.”

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Dancing with the Stars: April 23, 2012 – Maria Menounos and Derek Hough Dance the Fox Trot (VIDEO and SPOILERS)

It’s “Motown Week” and the halfway point for this season’s Dancing with the Stars. Tonight, Derek Hough and Maria Menounos,

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Dancing with the Stars Recap: April 16, 2012

It’s Latin Week on Dancing with the Stars, and tonight’s episode showcased all of the following: “Jaleel White’s chest” “Maksim Chmerkovskiy’s

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Dancing with the Stars: April 16, 2012 – Mark Ballas and Katherine Jenkins’ Argentine Tango Scores a…. (VIDEO)

Let’s not forget that Mark Ballas is the man who took waffle-footed Bristol Palin to the finals.  And with a partner who can actually hold up her end on the dance floor, it seems these two are quickly and quite handily breaking away from the pack.  Check out the performance from the judges below:

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Dancing with the Stars Recap: April 9, 2012

Not even the thrills and danger of “Rock Week” on Dancing with the Stars is enough to overcome the head

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Dancing with the Stars: April 9, 2012 – Mark Ballas and Katherine Jenkins Paso Doble (VIDEO and SPOILERS)

It was a celebration of all things leather and bad ass on Week Four of this season’s Dancing with the

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Dancing with the Stars Recap: April 2, 2012

Did you know that there are lyrics to the theme music for Dancing with the Stars?  I wrote them myself.

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Dancing with the Stars: April 2, 2012 – The Top Scores of the Night Go To… (VIDEO and SPOILERS)

This goes out to everyone in Reality TV Land, but most especially my local friend SHANNON H. who should DEFINITELY

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