I forgot to get dessert for the #OpeningCeremonies. Luckily, I have peanut butter and baker’s chocolate. Let the games begin, fuckers!
“Yo London, Imma let you finish, but Beijing had the best #openingceremonies of all time.”
#OpeningCeremonies Would anyone notice if they added a fake country to the parade… like Newfartandstand?
god I hate the way British people talk #OpeningCeremonies
Needs more Monty Python #openingceremonies
There has been an underwhelming number of Spice Girls appearances thus far. #London2012 #OpeningCeremonies #WhatIReallyReallyWant
Princess Di hologram for the #OpeningCeremonies at the #olympics. I’m calling it.
help us, Hologram John Lennon and Hologram George Harrison. you’re our only hope. #OpeningCeremonies
“there’s the queen cheering wildly.” I’m pretty sure that’s not what we’re seeing
And by “there’s the queen, cheering wildly,” they mean “and there’s the queen, standing quietly and calmly.” #openingceremonies #London2012
“Here’s the Queen, cheering wildly for Great Britain.” Sure, let’s go with that. #OpeningCeremonies
The Queen looked utterly bored! Haha! My bf says she’s thinking “It’s past my bedtime & I missed Golden Girls! Dammit!” #openingceremonies