#Tornado Survivor Finds Dog During TV Interview (VIDEO) – #CBSNEWS

My take on this story:

Dog could hear everything going on from the start.
Dog hoped no one would notice him.
Dog mouthing silently to camera man, “YOU… DON’T… SEE… ME.”
Dog had big plans to move to Hawaii, Oregon or Guam…. anyplace without tornadoes so enormous even your fleas jump off you looking for better cover.

Now… all plans ruined.
Network news foils a brilliant plan yet again.

I don’t know. Others may see this whole thing differently.

Tornado Survivor Finds Dog During TV Interview – WATCH THE VIDEO

My Ship Has Come In!

I haven’t won anything since I got a red ribbon at the 6th grade science fair. When I get that Daytime Emmy it’s gonna look so good on my mantle next to that red ribbon!

The only question left is which nehru tuxedo will I be wearing?

The Cat-chelor: And The Winner By Your Votes Is….

If you’re one of nearly 1,000 people who cast a vote in The Cat-Chelor, I want to thank you for helping make my mind up for me.

And if you’re one of those throuble-makers who voted for Feral Darryl over and over, I especially want to thank you for finally finding something else to do.  He was in the lead for a good 36 hours.  I was growing worried for my future.  While I certainly didn’t want to circumvent the democratic process, I also didn’t want to spend the next 15 years living inside a suit of chainmail.

Your votes decided it, so click through to see who I brought home.

Who’s my new kitty?

WOW! NBC Lines Up Impressive A-Listers for this summer’s Hollywood Game Night.

 

From Deadline…

“EXCLUSIVE: More than a dozen actors have signed on to appear on Hollywood Game Night, NBC’s new game show series executive produced by Sean Hayes and Todd Milliner and hosted by Jane Lynch that features celebrities hanging out and playing games with fun-loving non-celebrity contestants in a cocktail party atmosphere. Set to do the series so far are Amy Poehler, Matthew Perry, Jason Bateman, Kristin Bell and fiance Dax Shephard, Maya Rudolph, Fred Armisen, Minnie Driver, Kal Penn, Martin Short, Ellie Kemper, Kristen Chenoweth, Cheryl Hines, Molly Shannon and Max Greenfield, with more expected to join.”

The full article from Deadline can be found here.

Dancing with the Stars: Bachelor Sean Lowe and Peta Murgatroyd Dance the Cha Cha Cha (VIDEO and SPOILERS)

Click Here to Watch Bachelor Sean Lowe and Peta Murgatroyd Dance the Cha Cha Cha on Dancing with the Stars