Red Velvet Swirl Brownies or “THE WORST DAMN JOB IN HOLLYWOOD”

I truly thought taking the blame was part of my job. I worried that the rest of my career would be this unsatisfying, this degrading. Whenever I saw Dixie Carter on television, I wanted to hang myself.

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Martha Stewart’s Chocolate Crackle Cookies OR “If You’re Wimpy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands”

I’m a wimp and I’m ok! I no longer have anxiety over it. Meditation and has freed me from it. Meditation and the little blue pill I have to take every morning. So what if I run from danger? Lots of people do that. Don’t ask me who right now because I can only think of C-3PO, and he’s not actually a person.

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Cheesecake Marbled Brownies 2014

I was four seasons into watching Game of Thrones before I finally had the nerve to admit to Michael I

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Double Chocolate Macadamia Nut Cookies OR “Dreams of the Unemployed”

There are certain nightmares that zero in so precisely on our fear of helplessness that even when we wake up

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GreenBerry TreeHouse Cookies

Michael and I have barricaded ourselves into the TreeHouse and we’re not coming out until the rain stops pounding or Monday morning rolls around. So if you want a cookie, slip into your swimsuit, throw on your water wings and dog paddle your way up the river of mud and rocks that has become our street. We’ll leave you some in the mailbox.

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