The #Bachelorette Desiree Hartsock Recap/Your #TopTweets: July 29, 2013

Time for man tears and location ideas for my next vacation #bachelorette

drinking game rule No. 1: Swig every time someone says “journey” #Bachelorette

That moment when someone offers to do you a favor & you say, “Can you wait til 9 so I don’t miss the #Bachelorette?

Plot twist: the two final guys fall in love, and she’s left all alone. #bachelorette

Watching the #Bachelorette turns me off of love, and turns me on to faking love for attention and money

Drew runs like a cheerleader, hugs like a cheerleader, says “amazing!” like a cheerleader.  Drew is a cheerleader  #Bachelorette

Walking through town, dancing around in circles, eating street food.  They got the cheap date #Bachelorette

Antigua. Cue fake “locals” making music. #Bachelorette

shouldn’t there be less white people #Bachelorette #TheyFilledTheSceneWithTheInterns

Girls on #Twitter proclaiming they’re #TeamDrew can’t see the gay forest for the homosexual trees. Sorry to break it2u. #Bachelorette

How is he supposed to get down on one knee when he’s used to getting down on two? #bachelorette #hopelessromantic #AndDrewisgay

Drew’s sincere?  He’s going to be really sincere when he tells you that he’s a power bottom. #desaster #bachelorette

I bet Drew just lays at the end of the bed like a puppy.. #bachelorette #fantasysuite

I don’t know what is fading faster… My interest in this show or Chris’ hairline.

Chris looks like the kind of guy who’d have a Lord Of The Rings action figure collection in the living room #Bachelorette

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CHRIS PLEASE BRING A POEM AND LETS WRAP THIS UP! #Bachelorette

Is Chris gonna read ANOTHER fucking poem.  Nipsey Russell’s got nothing on this guy. #Bachelorette

Aaand it’s another poem folks. Shocker. #Bachelorette

if a guy ever recited poetry to me I’d throw up all over their face. just no #Bachelorette

Chris is a stone cold fox til the poetry is read. #Bachelorette

Chris is so boring. I’m literally snoring. His poetry sucks. And so does he #Bachelorette

Honestly brooks should just propose to his hair #Bachelorette

“It’s consumed my thoughts all week” ~ Brooks re: dumping Des. Also re: where he can get good hair product in Antigua #Bachelorette

Great, more footage of Brooks complaining and hoping someone will make decisions for him. #Bachelorette

I’d like Juan Pablo to narrate a documentary about Brooks’ hair. #Bachelorette

Brooks, What do you mean you don’t want to marry her you’ve had three weeks!?!?! Get out. Just get out. #Bachelorette

Brooks is going about this smart and he’s talking reality, but that’s not what this show is about #Bachelorette

One day, Brooks will fully open his mouth while talking, today is not that day. #Bachelorette

My dad doesn’t even know these guys names but he does know brooks is a tool #Bachelorette

One’s gay, one’s boring, one doesn’t love her… yet all the chicks on #Twitter are crying.  #Bachelorette

Brooks should give a rose to Drew.. they’d make a better couple. #Bachelorette

Brooks dumping Des means so much more POETRY MATERIAL for Chris!  #Bachelorette

#Bachelorette THIS IS HORRIBLE. IF ANYONE EVER NEEDS TO BREAK UP WITH ME, PLEASE JUST KICK ME IN THE KNEES & RUN AWAY. I’LL GET THE MESSAGE.

And that, my friends, is why you should not date on national television #bachelorette

Brooks just gave the longest its not you its me speech ever on the #Bachelorette

good call on the waterproof makeup bachelorette team. It’s holding up remarkably well to the unrelenting torrent of tears. #Bachelorette

God help the barista who gets Des’ order wrong at Starbucks tomorrow #Bachelorette

Des must HATE this show. She gets crushed by Sean, then her meth head brother embarrasses her family, and now this? #bachelorette

Powerful episode of the #Bachelorette tonite. Really puts the worlds petty little hunger and poverty problems into perspective.

The #bachelorette now sits alone and heartbroken on a dock overlooking a gorgeous ocean. Cue Sharknado.

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