drinking game rule No. 1: Swig every time someone says “journey” #Bachelorette
That moment when someone offers to do you a favor & you say, “Can you wait til 9 so I don’t miss the #Bachelorette?
Plot twist: the two final guys fall in love, and she’s left all alone. #bachelorette
Watching the #Bachelorette turns me off of love, and turns me on to faking love for attention and money
Drew runs like a cheerleader, hugs like a cheerleader, says “amazing!” like a cheerleader. Drew is a cheerleader #Bachelorette
Walking through town, dancing around in circles, eating street food. They got the cheap date #Bachelorette
Antigua. Cue fake “locals” making music. #Bachelorette
shouldn’t there be less white people #Bachelorette #TheyFilledTheSceneWithTheInterns
Girls on #Twitter proclaiming they’re #TeamDrew can’t see the gay forest for the homosexual trees. Sorry to break it2u. #Bachelorette
How is he supposed to get down on one knee when he’s used to getting down on two? #bachelorette #hopelessromantic #AndDrewisgay
Drew’s sincere? He’s going to be really sincere when he tells you that he’s a power bottom. #desaster #bachelorette
I bet Drew just lays at the end of the bed like a puppy.. #bachelorette #fantasysuite
I don’t know what is fading faster… My interest in this show or Chris’ hairline.
Chris looks like the kind of guy who’d have a Lord Of The Rings action figure collection in the living room #Bachelorette
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CHRIS PLEASE BRING A POEM AND LETS WRAP THIS UP! #Bachelorette
Is Chris gonna read ANOTHER fucking poem. Nipsey Russell’s got nothing on this guy. #Bachelorette
Aaand it’s another poem folks. Shocker. #Bachelorette
if a guy ever recited poetry to me I’d throw up all over their face. just no #Bachelorette
Chris is a stone cold fox til the poetry is read. #Bachelorette
Chris is so boring. I’m literally snoring. His poetry sucks. And so does he #Bachelorette
Honestly brooks should just propose to his hair #Bachelorette
“It’s consumed my thoughts all week” ~ Brooks re: dumping Des. Also re: where he can get good hair product in Antigua #Bachelorette
Great, more footage of Brooks complaining and hoping someone will make decisions for him. #Bachelorette
I’d like Juan Pablo to narrate a documentary about Brooks’ hair. #Bachelorette
Brooks, What do you mean you don’t want to marry her you’ve had three weeks!?!?! Get out. Just get out. #Bachelorette
Brooks is going about this smart and he’s talking reality, but that’s not what this show is about #Bachelorette
One day, Brooks will fully open his mouth while talking, today is not that day. #Bachelorette
My dad doesn’t even know these guys names but he does know brooks is a tool #Bachelorette
One’s gay, one’s boring, one doesn’t love her… yet all the chicks on #Twitter are crying. #Bachelorette
Brooks should give a rose to Drew.. they’d make a better couple. #Bachelorette
Brooks dumping Des means so much more POETRY MATERIAL for Chris! #Bachelorette
#Bachelorette THIS IS HORRIBLE. IF ANYONE EVER NEEDS TO BREAK UP WITH ME, PLEASE JUST KICK ME IN THE KNEES & RUN AWAY. I’LL GET THE MESSAGE.
And that, my friends, is why you should not date on national television #bachelorette
Brooks just gave the longest its not you its me speech ever on the #Bachelorette
good call on the waterproof makeup bachelorette team. It’s holding up remarkably well to the unrelenting torrent of tears. #Bachelorette
God help the barista who gets Des’ order wrong at Starbucks tomorrow #Bachelorette
Des must HATE this show. She gets crushed by Sean, then her meth head brother embarrasses her family, and now this? #bachelorette
Powerful episode of the #Bachelorette tonite. Really puts the worlds petty little hunger and poverty problems into perspective.
The #bachelorette now sits alone and heartbroken on a dock overlooking a gorgeous ocean. Cue Sharknado.