#congratulations Catholics! Your smoke monster has arrived #Newpope
There’s a new Pope… and his election is interrupting Wendy Williams. If I were him, I’d be praying already.
White smoke! #NewPope. Can’t wait to see who I’m not going to listen to.
I hear people are pulling for Tina and Amy. #newpope
It’s Vatican X_Factor ya’ll! #NewPope
Yes we have white smoke, but how do they know it’s not just the cardinals having a sly doobie? #newpope
Blue smoke means ribs on the barbecue #NewPope
so black smoke means aint’ nothing happening? That’s racist! #NewPope
#NewPope announcement may be delayed until Beyoncé arrives
Please hurry, #newpope – in the last week I’ve already had 4 gay marriages & used birth control with all of them.
I was led to understand that Jack Nicholson & Mrs. Obama would be announcing #newpope
This is more confusing than Pretty Little Liars! #NewPope
In honor of the Catholic church and its New Pope, tonight when I eat pizza and watch Casino Royale, I’ll feel distressingly guilty about it and anticipate burning in hell.
Well, well. A new Pope…and…and…you see…uhhhh…ah, hell…I’ve got nothin’. (But that’s not stopping any of you guys.) #NewPope
There are rumours the #newpope has taken the name “Metta World Peace.”
When are they going to play the Close Encounters tune? @Pontifex #newpope
There’s black smoke coming out of my chimney, I’m worried the new pope has got lost in the floo network. #newpope
Holy Smoke! I just wanted to say it before someone else did. #pope #Vatican #Conclave #whitesmoke #newpope #Catholic #Sistinechapel
the #NewPope is going to skydive into Vatican City with The Queen strapped to his back.
If the #newpope sees his shadow 6 more weeks of crippling religious persecution. #whitesmoke
I’m so excited that #Bachelor Sean Lowe and Catherine are waiting till marriage to have sex… I mean… that there’s a #NewPope
Unconfirmed reports that Tom Hanks was seen running in a blind panic around the Vatican. #Langdon #NewPope
The cardinals have voted. As soon as Ryan Seacrest slips into his lifts and hits the stage, we’ll know our #NewPope
His new name is “On a Rope ” #newpope
Their pope name is their childhood pet with the name of the first street they molested on, right? #NewPope
First time in history we hear the words “The Pope’s Twitter account has been reactivated.” || RT @emitoms #whitesmoke #newpope #pope
The new pope is: Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina #NewPope
By the way that’s the same balcony from which Michael Jackson dangled his kid. #NewPope
The winner of “I’m a Cardinal, Get Me Out of Here” is….Jorge Mario Bergoglio. #newpope
Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio of Archbishop of Buenos Aires is Pope Francis #newpope
BREAKING: Transcript of #NewPope’s speech: ‘It won’t be easy… you’ll think it strange, when I try to explain… how I feel…’
“You obey me! You really, really obey me!” — #NewPope’s acceptance speech
I want him to bring out the Ark of the Covenant and melt some Nazis #NewPope
Great, #newpope is in his seventies. Again. See y’all in about 5 years, guys.
Heard the #newpope is humble,that will change once he sits in his golden throne
Conveniently, the #newPope has a FourSquare account and is also Mayor of the Vatican!
“Finally I can tell everyone my middle name.” – Everyone with the middle name Francis. #newpope