I seriously cant believe Emily has narrowed it down to these 4 turds #Bachelorette

Sadly for time we had to cut out Emily’s visit to Chris Harrison’s hometown #Bachelorette

Like we can’t SEE that it’s the FINAL ROSE….when will they cut that out. #bachelorette

I get it now – Jef is teeny, thus the big hair. He thinks it makes him taller. #bachelorette

#bachelorette hurry up and pick one already!

Emily isn’t comfortable with her veneers or lip injections. It’s distracting. #Bachelorette

Emily looks so pretty in high definition that it actually pisses me off. #bachelorette

I hate making fun of their family members on #Bachelorette. I mean, I’ll still do it, but I feel a little bad about it.

Here comes the crazy train! #bachelorette

“Bobblehead” Chris needs to drop this smiley facade and stick to what works… death threats and crocodile tears. #bachelorette

Chris: apologetic and underwhelming since 1985. #bachelorette

You make me feel good. Like, crazy good. Like, restraining order good. #chrisbachelor #Bachelorette

Chris keeps mentioning he’s Polish. And innapropriate jokes just keep writing themselves. #Bachelorette

Do you think he’s named his privates the Polish Sausage? I’m not drinking, no excuse.

Chris looks like Gonzo from the Muppets.  #bachelorette

Is Chris’ Dad Wolfgang Puck? #liveonkomo #bachelorette

I think Chris’ dad is my cab driver. #bachelorette

Chris’s pops needs to unbutton one more button on his man-blouse and start putting out the vibe. #rickismom #bachelorette

Emily asking Chris’s dad if he was ready to be a dad for Ricky was awkward but John’s rambling answer was worse. #Bachelorette

chris’ sister is cute, i’d rather emily marry her #bachelorette

I know if I’m on the fence about a guy, a costumed Polish dance party pushes it right over the edge. #IntoCrazyTown #Bachelorette

Yeah yeah, Jef is my favorite. I don’t care if Mormons don’t drink coffee, he’s ADORBS. #bachelorette

Jef’s Family has a ranch.  I think its the Mormon Ponderosa #woahnelly @bachelorette

You had me at couple hundred acre ranch. Well played, one F. Well played. #Bachelorette

He lives in Utah, which leads me to think he’s Mormon. So even if he marries her he’ll still be the next Bachelor. #bachelorette

ON a scale of one to ten, Jef’s family is Mormon.  #bachelorette

“Lemonade cheers!”  Oh, you Mormons!  #bachelorette

I’m just gonna take a stab here… Jef lives in Utah, big family… Big Love? #bachelorette #sisterwives

Jef’s “sisters” all have the SAME HAIR as Emily. Be afraid. Be very, very STEPFORD SISTER WIFE afraid. #bachelorette

The #Bachelorette Lesson #65: During family interrogations, a smart defense is to pick up any small child that runs by.

The sister in blue is thinking, “I’m totally the second prettiest one here!” #bachelorette

MMM Arie’s got some twin brothers that are just about ripe #bachelorette

Aries twin brothers #YUMMY! #bachelorette

Well. Meeting Arie’s family makes his hair seem 100000000x less stupid looking. By comparison. #bachelorette

Dutch mom is intense #bachelorette

If you think they’re bad speaking Dutch sober… just wait! #Bachelorette

the Dutch will totally store her under the floor boards and make her a sex slave.  CNN reports that regularly – #bachelorette

If Em marries Arie, for the rest of his life when they eat at restaurants, she’ll have to go Dutch #bachelorette

If you put both my arms together they’re not as big as one of Sean’s – #bachelorette

Why are Sean and Emily sitting in the weeds? Couldn’t they have given them a boat or something? #bachelorette

Ack! #bachelorette – Sean is a “lip-licker”

Eewwww. Why does Sean need to stick his tongue out like that? #liveonkomo #bachelorette

Sean….ENOUGH with the tongue… #bachelorette

This family cannot be trusted, too much yard furniture #bachelorette

Don’t give your girl an interesting name like “Kensington” and then name your boy “Smith”

Kensington’s Cottage has air conditioning?? This child plays better than where I live. #awhellnah #Bachelorette

There are places that size in Hollywood and you have to pay $1700 a month to live in them #hollywood #bachelorette #FUCKKensington

Oh cool, Sean. you still live at home. Awesome. #thebachelorette #dreamcometrue

Does Sean live in the playhouse? #Bachelorette

Hahaha is this a joke?!?! Poor Sean… #bachelorette

I don’t trust a man who still lives at home, but I really don’t trust a man who can’t finish a cookie!  #bachelorette #SeanIsMessy

Do you think #Bachelorette buys candles in bulk for their rose ceremonies?!

#AngryBirds didn’t get a rose tonight on #Bachelorette

Bu-bye Chris. You and your tight lipped crest strip teeth are hitting the road tonight! #liveonkomo #bachelorette

“Do you have an explanation?” “You’re creepy. And maybe have anger issues.” #bachelore

I’m Picking 4 random girls off of @OKCupid to take on hometown dates next week. #bachelorette

Wait the hashtags been #thebachelorette this whole time?! All my hard work gone to waste #bachelorette