The Bachelorette Recap: June 25, 2012 – Your Top Tweets – #Bachelorette
Emily has 6 guys that want to marry her and the guy at the Taco Bell won’t even talk to me #bachelorette
I always have concerns about a group date turning into a gang bang. #Bachelorette
Will someone PLEASE take the hair gel away from these guys? #bachelorette #please #socrunchy
Why does Chris always look like he just smelled a dirty diaper? #bachelorette
If emily marries Chris, her head may go on the honeymoon, but the rest will never be found #bachelorette
Chris has velvet clown paintings in his house.. you know he does #bachelorette
Chris has to talk all the time because if he shuts up you can hear the subtle sound of ticking…. #bachelorette
Chris is the kinda guy that sets up fake Facebook profiles and then friends himself #bachelorette
Arie’s blazer is offensive,Emily’s shorts are also. #WorstDressed But, it’s cute that Emily is trying to prove she can read. #Bachelorette
Only on the #Bachelorette would a producer have the name “Cassie Lambert.”
Obviously they spend all the makeup and hair money on Emily, because that producer looks rough. #rickismom #bachelorette

This conversation about truth on the #bachelorette is just like all relationships. The dude has no idea what the girl is talking about.
#bachelorette hahahahahahaha this episode is so awkward
Oh Emily, shut up and worry about your roots #Bachelorette
Emily needs to have her roots done. I’m sure there’s a colorist in Prague. #bachelorette
@TvFoodAndDrink with all the botox keep up she does you’d think she’d keep her roots up too. #thebachelorette
“Are you trustworthy?” Oh, sweetheart – you’re on the #bachelorette – it seems a little late to be pondering that.
She will go west virginia, hood rat- back woods on your ass if you don’t tell the truth, Arie #bachelorette
For a guy whose (alleged) nickname is Wolf, this guy is the least Wolf-like person ever. #rickismom #bachelorette
John Wolf… Your sweater outfits are not ok for your one and only date. #Bachelorette
I love a man in a half zip sweater #bachelorette
Who dresses John/Wolf? Because it needs to be someone new. #rickismom #bachelorette
I would not take Wolf John to a dungeon. I feel like only one of us would come out. #Creeper #Bachelorette
If John/Wolf has anymore dead relatives’ funeral cards in his wallet, this would be the time to whip them out. #rickismom #bachelorette
You know when you kiss a guy not because you want to but just to get him out of your apartment? #bachelorette
Do they make Purell for the mouth? #bachelorette
why don’t the 8 producers just tell him where she is? #bachelorette
“I had to see you… even though I’m going to see you tomorrow… and saw you earlier.” #rickismom #bachelorette
Sean running through the streets like a crazy person isn’t a turn on, it’s psychotic #Bachelorette #smellslikedesperation
Sean is drunk, right? #bachelorette
Yes, you can run/yell through the streets of Prague…or you could just ask Arie’s ex. #bachelorette
Prague isn’t that small. Come on! #bachelorette
#bachelorette fans – do you think Sean can taste The Wolf on her?
Shut up Doug no one likes you #bachelorette
Doug seems like the type of guy who thinks God created the world 5000 years ago. #bachelorette
Doug just doesn’t have the moves. So sad. #bachelorette
I’ve met boys in 6th grade with more game than Doug. You’re cute but you’re not all there. #bachelorette
Where did the date budgets go this season? #bachelorette
The worst part of being on this show would be participating in these mind-numbingly stupid dates. #rickismom #bachelorette
This puppet show is so unrealistic – Jef’s puppet isn’t saying ‘like’ enough. #rickismom #bachelorette
They shouldn’t have these puppets falling in love – they’re highlighting how boring the humans are – #bachelorette
Ok what is going on with #bachelorette right now and the puppet show? #ifeelawkwardjustwatching
These puppets better fuck. #Bachelorette
They borroed those creepy puppet dolls from Chris’s private collection – #bachelorette
“Please tell me they’re not having a puppet show..Can’t they just smoke some crack or something and make it interesting?” -my mom #bachelorette
Wait what…? Jef’s parents are committed to “something for a few years” and won’t be in the hometown episode? #bachelorette
oh I get it now – Jef’s parents are Mormon – I’m guessing he is too #bachelorette
“I wanna date you so hard and marry the shit out of you.” #TEAMJEF #bachelorette
Are those roses magnetic? No way she puts them on so fast. #bachelorette
Woah, Chris is tweaking…. #bachelorette
what an asshole. #Bachelorette
“Entrepreneur…that means he didn’t graduate high school…” #Bachelorette @peaceforever14
Chris just cock blocked the shit out of Wolf. Not cool, bro #bachelorette
That might be the first time in history a dude has cock blocked another dude using his own tears. #bachelorette
#AngryBirds just stole the last rose from Wolf! #bachelorette
When you have to beg to stay, what’s the point? #teamwolf #bachelorette
Bye, Wolf John. Was hoping to find out what a Data Destruction Specialist is before you left. #Bachelorette
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Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs.