Great…12 weeks of lying to all my friends about how I don’t watch #Bachelor begins tonight.
It has come to my attention that the claws are coming out. #bachelor
How is it possible that there’s 2 chicks named Kacie on this show? #boringben #bachelor
The #bachelor host is the real creeper in this franchise
A man’s worst nightmare would be getting stuck in a room with 25 chicks who want to marry him. #Bachelor
I can’t be certain, but I think some of these ladies are in the adult film industry. #Bachelor
Are bangs back? Please say no. #bachelor
Does walmart have a #Bachelor fashion section? #gongshow
#Bachelor – Chris just said Ben’s last name – I FINALLY KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT!!!
#bachelor – I’m fairly certain the last book any of these people read had a little mouse for a protagonist
#bachelor – all new drama, same bad hair
This guy has the personality of a stew-pot. #bachelor
This season on the #Bachelor: Ben dies in a helecopter crash in episode two. Constantine fills in. Nobody notices.
Tonight’s #bachelor is brought to us by fairy tales and exorcism.
if I married a wine maker I’d be permadrunk……for free #perfectlife #bachelor
3 minutes in, and he’s Pavelka-ing already! #overrailing #bachelor
Clearly, the reason I’m single is because I haven’t been wearing my Pageant sash on my first dates. #Bachelor
My prediction: Jenna is going to make it all the way…to Bachelor Pad. #bachelor
Oh Jenna…girlfriend’s drunk. #Bachelor
New #bachelor drinking game! Every time the model says she’s a model……DRINK!
what if he gave the first impression rose to the granny? #Bachelor
#Grandma thought this year’s #Bachelor was Karl Malden.
“i bet she doesnt even have a dog, she just giggled that.”haha my mom says the funniest things when we watch the #bachelor
hahaha “i’m an accountant…so there are 24 girls here. there’s one more to come.” GOOD JOB ACCOUNTANT. so glad you can count. #bachelor
This bitch on the horse…. I hate her already #Bachelor #vomit
Nice of Vienna to make an appearance in this episode… weird to see someone riding her like that, though. #boringben #bachelor
Oh Shawn, that dress gives you quite the badonkadonk. Not a compliment. #bachelor
junk in da trunk in green……. #bachelor
The jolly green giant just punched Ben in the arm! #seriously #Bachelor
What Not to Wear could have a marathon from these #Bachelor dresses. #deargod
#bachelor – my sister just tweeted “And so it begins… 12 minutes!” She thought it started at 9 haha Sister Fail
Ben evidently did not watch Fatal Attraction #Jenna #Bachelor
I think Jenna drank a little too much wine. She would drink all Ben’s wine and put him out of business!
ABC is no fool. Keep all the crazy girls and people will watch the show. #Bachelor
Maybe I’m just OCD but the hanger straps poking out on the dresses are really annoying me #Bachelor #Bachelornation
I like how the host has to come out & hold up a finger to indicate to the girls that there’s only 1 (this many girls!) rose left. #Bachelor
He sent Bacon home? But why? Everyone loves Bacon. #Bachelor
No rose for The Baconator. Guess Ben is kosher. #bachelor
If there is a west coast spray tan, glitter, and false eyelash shortage we now totally know why. #Bachelor
The more I think about it, The #Bachelor is a helluva lot like The #HungerGames.
Girls are fucked #bachelor
Welcome to dumpsville…population: Cowballs. Wait, what? #Bachelor