It was not a good night for Tit Mom.
Despite the fact that she is paired with what my friend Michelle politely refers to as “the hottest ass ever to come out of Ireland” (otherwise known as Tristan MacManus), Nancy Grace appears to be in serious jeopardy tonight after performing a jive (at least that’s what they referred to it as) on tonight’s Halloween-themed Dancing with the Stars.
Remember when were a kid and your school had “Parent Night,” and your frumpy third grade teacher got up in front of the entire student body and danced around with a silly, gung-ho amateurishness while singing “You’re the One That I Want” at the top of her lungs with the janitor and the priest that got arrested years later for having ten thousand kiddie porn photos on his laptop?
It was a lot like that. That shocking moment you have as a child when you realize that even at the age of eight, there are already some adults on the planet you’re cooler than.
I will say this for her… she outlasted Chaz.
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