Nobody uses the term “sociopath” more than #bachelorpad contestants.
Is it true that whenever Kasey and Vienna kiss, an angel loses its wings?? #BachelorPad
Kasey is single-handedly campaigning to bring back the phrase “kick rocks.” Hi, 3rd grade, we missed you. #bachelorpad
Kasey is perfect for twitter.: Kick rocks Deuces. Punch in face. Duh. Amerrrka. Girlfriend. Punch in face. Who’s the bigger man duh #agt
Kasey sounds like a dog with peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth.. Go home nowww! #bachelorpad
#bachelorpad This show needs a big sexy muscle-bound brutha. That’d shut Kasey up.
Oh boy. It’s time for the #bachelorpad kissing contest. An unparalleled train wreck of reality TV there cannot be.
Yes! A 2nd annual #BachelorPad kissing contest/hepatitis swap!
#BachelorPad Ella looks like she kisses the way I’d imagine a sleestack might kiss
Click through for the rest of the Top Tweets from tonight’s episode.
#bachelorpad When Melissa tilts her head to the side, confetti leaks out
melissa just has this whole relationship planned out in her crazy little head already #bachelorpad
#bachelorpad Melissa is nutmeg on steak crazy!
Hahaha when blake picked @HollyDurst, my tv spazzed out and made melissa look even more nuttier hahaha #bachelorpad
If I saw Melissa somewhere in public, I would sprint for the nearest exit. That woman is going to kill a lot of people someday. #BACHELORPAD
god, why is Melissa still single?
Melissa is a basket case and needs to chill on stirring that yogurt. #BACHELORPAD
Damn Melissa, what did that yogurt ever do to you? #bachelorpad
LEAVE THE YOGURT ALOOOOONE!! #bachelorpad
#bachelorpad The yogurt is dead now, Melissa
Holy psycho yogurt stirring batman #bachelorpad
Have never seen someone stir yogurt so viciously #bachelorpad
Why was Melissa DESTROYING that poor yogurt? It’s not like the yogurt didn’t take her on the date #bachelorpad #catlady #batsh*tcrazy
Holy sh*t. I’m gonna have to pack it in early if I have to listen to Melissa any longer. #bachelorpad
The lesson of tonight’s Bachelor Pad? Crazy chicks never win. #bachelorpad
Melissa seems nice but has a really ugly cry face #bachelorpad
My dad tries to pretend he doesn’t like #BachelorPad but he’s really more in to it than I am. He likes to make fun of the crazy bitches
If I continue to watch #bachelorpad I’m going to be as crazy as Melissa
I thought i was crazy….. then i was introduced to Melissa #BachelorPad
“I thought I had to lie to Melissa or she would cut my nuts off” Best thing Kasey has said. #bachelorpad
Melissa needs to stop making those ugly crying faces #bachelorpad
thank god melissas gone, good work #bachelorpad
Melissa seek professional help!! Please #bachelorpad
Get that girl some Atavan, STAT! #bachelorpad
Yay its over! Now I can eat! #BachelorPad