“oh my god these people are FREAKS” -my mom’s reaction to #BachelorPad
Was looking for football and accidentally watched all of #BachelorPad.
#bachelorpad I have something growing on my scalp that makes better decisions than the plate heads on this show
If you want to watch emotional, annoying, & destructive white people watch #bachelorpad
Are Blake & Kirk the same person? I haven’t been this confused since Benstantine. #Blirk #Kake #bachelorpad
Okay, #bachelorpad needs some non-white people. I can’t keep all these people straight ’cause they all look the same!
Ugh. I forgot my son’s favorite show is on tonight. #bachelorpad or as he calls it #craptrash
These girls throw like girls. #bachelorpad
This competition is HARSH. Way to crush the spirits of these dim-wits. #bachelorpad
Wow. #BachelorPad has hit new lows. Let’s throw eggs at the least attractive girl. #Demoralizing
Watching #BachelorPad w/ the west coast tonight. This egg tossing / target on your back challenge is brutal. Not a fan.
Erica “As long as it doesnt get in my hair”!! I bet she’s said THAT before! #bachelorPad
I actually like Erica. I would definitely knock on that trailer door. It’s the one with all the tires piled up out front,right? #bachelorpad
I can’t throw. If I’d been in this challenge, Chris Harrison would be covered in paint and eggs!
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Do these foolios realize trying to fix a relationship on #bachelorpad is like going to Temptation Island for couples therapy?
Wow Vienna your a coniving little snake #bachelorpad
Vienna, all the eyeshadow in the world isnt hiding the fact your eyes are too close together. #bachelorpad
#bachelorpad Vienna makes me gay – oh wait. I am gay. Vienna makes me GLAD.
#bachelorpad You can put Kasey in any sportcoat you want, he still looks like he should be holding a jug and a plate full of viddles
#bachelorpad I wonder how many immediate relatives kasey has lost to farm equipment
Does Kasey have a speech impediment??? #BachelorPad
Wait seriously. Kasey needs subtitles. I can’t understand one word he mumbles. #BachelorPad #ihatevienna #teamgia
Kasey sounds like Charlie Brown’s teacher. #bachelorpad
Is an invisible person choking Kasey from #BachelorPad while he talks?? Cannot STAND his voice.. #DeathToKaseyandVienna
Im definitely NOT saying a well placed sniper in Malibu could easily take Kasey out of this game. Not saying that at all. #bachelorpad
Quote of the night: “Call me the sniper and I will snipe people” -Krazy Kasey #bachelorpad
The snark just writes itself, my friend. #bachelorpad
I don’t usually wish ill to anyone, but Kasey & Vienna would not be missed if they say, drowned in the #BachelorPad pool? Gawd. #assholes
#bachelorpad Did Vienna just call Kasey a man? Oh Lord, she doesn’t aim high does she?
If one more person on #bachelorpad says ‘guard and protect’ I might slit my wrists
#bachelorpad drinking game. Every time one cries, a shot. Every time some douche says “i’m gonna protect my girlfriend”, puke.
If I keep eating a cookie every time someone cries on #BachelorPad, I’ll never be on #BachelorPad
#BachelorPad No one say “Let’s strap on the feedbag, Melissa.” cuz well… she probably owns one
#bachelorpad Melissa has a weird head. It’s like if she leaned it back, a Pez would come out
#BachelorPad Melissa is not doing a good job making herself not seem crazy!
#bachelorpad If you took all the wine that Melissa has had to drink tonight, that would total all the wine i’ve had to drink tonight
Best line of the night, Blake kissing Melissa & saying ‘it seemed like a good way to pacifier her’ #bachelorpad #plugandplay
Chris Harrison just changed the rules up on the fly after Vienna insulted his franchise! #bachelorpad
#bachelorpad AHHHH the sorority house twist!
Vienna’s face was priceless!! When @chrisbharrison made the announcement that 2 wmn would go home!! Lmao! dumb bitch haha #BachelorPad
Bahahahaha 2 slaps in the face for Vienna in a matter of seconds!!! Suck on that you skanky famewhore!!! #bachelorpad
Ha! Take that you bitch! #bachelorpad
Guess I’m not picking Gia on my #bachelorpad fantasy team.
Thought Gia might have a speech prob due to physical issue, but now wondering if it’s just lip injections. #bachelorpad
#bachelorpad Has Ames said anything on either of these past 2 episodes?
#bachelorpad – Ames just spoke! i wasn’t even sure he had teeth
#bachelorpad Is Ames wearing those pink Willy Wonka pants again?
Ok, seeing Ames run after the car made watching this crappy show worth it. #bachelorpad
OMG AMES AND JACKIE!!!! Melt my heart <3 most adorable bachelor scene ever.
Ames & Jackie are so cute. Not going to lie, a shed a little tear when Ames ran after the limo. #bachelorpad
#bachelorpad I think Ames wins the office Oscar pool every year.. if you know what I’m saying
#bachelorpad Sorry ladies… Ames is either gay or stricken with “micro penis.” Case closed.
#bachelorpad Ames is now free to go back to his job with The Wiggles
#bachelorpad Ames chose to leave now because he wanted to make sure he wouldn’t miss the Emmys
I’m sure Ames doesn’t need the money. After all he has a piggy bank for a head. #bachelorpad
#BachelorPad is two hours of my life I want back… every week.