America’s Got Talent: August 23, 2011 – Your Top Tweets

Watching America’s Got Talent. They make those poor audience members clap throughout the entire intro. More like America’s Got Stamina #agt

#AGT have to agree with judges. @ZumaZumacrobats was just good, not great.

#agt Zuma Zuma is great but not Vegas great. While standing in line ouside the Tiki Tiki Room… fine

Prince Poppycock will be on #agt tomorrow. He’ll show Daniel Joseph Baker that it is possible to be flaming without being annoying.

What does Sharon know about technical dance? Her credentials are being married to a guy who eats bat heads and pees on nat’l monuments.#agt

Sharon could look at a bucket of dog poo and remark on how nicely it’s coiled. #agt

There’s a woman upside down on my TV… suspended in mid-air… talking about tampons = #agt 2012

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#AGT Dude, I saw this floating piano shit in an Enya video once

She stole CeeLo’s rotating piano!!! #agt #sandou

#AGT more impressed seeing Cee Lo, a 200 pound dude upside down on a piano, than a fit little girl!

woops big mistake She cant even sing not a good idea #agt

and Celo already did the upside down piano on #TheVoice when he performed #AGT

I might not want to see the “russian bar” every night, but I don’t think I would want to see this at all. Ever. #AGT

#AGT I’m one up on these fools. I’m standing on my head now. She still CAN’T SING!!!!!

We ARE a Russian bar act, but today we’re going to sing badly & play piano upside down. Was like beginning of a bad Aristocrats joke #AGT

#SandouTrio Russian Bar on #AGT def just did a suicide performance. Totally awful.

Kevin Colis is three and a half inches away from being Kenny G #agt

This Raggedy Andy guy sucks with his “Happy music”. BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ #AGT

#AGT It’s YMCA camp counseling for you, Kevin!

#KevinColis Zzzzzzzzzzzzz! The #AGT theme music woke me up. #Boring!

Is that Justin Guarini on #agt?

Once again, the hottest act on #AGT is seated over Howie’s left shoulder.

@howiemmandel who was that woman sitting behind you? Dark hair, blue eyes…She was smoking? Check the tape… #AGT

XXX rule #1 #agt You fell dude. OUT

#Mattwilhelm #agt – sorry this is BORING and you FELL

#AGT Can we all agree that the YouTube week needs to be discontinued? Look what it has wrought? #MattWilhelm

#AGT there’s that upside down tampon girl again. I better pay attention. She’s telling me about tampons for a reason.

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