#bachelorette those feet…I KNEW I’d seen them before
#bachelorette – Ryan… you started talking about water heaters… you’re done. Thanks for playing
#bachelorette in a moment we’ll all get to see Ryan’s heart actually fall out of his chest and onto the floor so Ash can step on it!
#bachelorette Ryan totally is gonna want all those frequent flyer miles back
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#bachelorette Ryan is probably the most apologetic lei ever
#bachelorette I’m surprised Ashley even has a bottom lip left after they way she constantly bites it #annoying
#bachelorette Ben walks like he’s in marching band
What the hell, is this Ben or Constantine? #bachelorette
“She makes me laugh a LOT. Here, let me GIGGLE to prove it.” Thanks Ben. I have to go puke now. #bachelorette
What happens in the #Bachelorette fantasy suite?? My mommy says they read their Kindles and eat M&M’s together
“What would have to happen?” Um, sex, Ashley. Sex would have to happen. #bachelorette
“There’s NOBODY around – nobody but us.” Ummmm – cameramen, sound people, humidity-face daubers, jort-straighteners maybe??? #bachelorette
Unless Obama is telling me who Ashley picks on #Bachelorette, there is no reason for him to address the nation at 9pm.
OMFG OBAMA. Most. Dramatic. Interruption. Ever. #Bachelorette
Does anyone else think the Ashley looks like Martin Short? #Bachelorette
“I wanted a man cave,” says the most Neanderthal-looking of them all. #bachelorette
Is this seasons #Bachelorette the band camp version? Lol Can’t stop making fun of this. So lame.
If Ashley bonks all 3 dudes tonight, I believe that’s called a slut trifecta. #bachelorette
#bachelorette – “very fruity” – where’s Ames when you need him
#bachelorette they should just cut back to Ryan waiting in Fiji for the next three seasons of the show
So, does Ashley sleep with these guys three nights in a row or does she take a day or two break between them? #bachelorette
I am laughing at all the comments 2nite re: #bachelorette some ppl want 2 barf, some r so into it, some call it a train wreck,I’m frustrated
no joke. if i was on this show i would eat THEN have this stupid convo. their food is getting cold. i’m hungry looking at it. #bachelorette
She hasnt touched her cocktail #bachelorette
Recap.: So far, 2 fantasy dates… 1 scared, 1 ambivalent and walking off. Good work Ashley, you are 0 for 2. Keep it up. #bachelorette
Ashley is the most dumped #bachelorette in the shows history.. She gets dumped every episode!
#bachelorette they could do another season with all the men who walked off this season
Oh my! Every time I watch the #Bachelorette this season someone else leaves on his own~has she even had to send anyone home yet?!? #Sheesh
#bachelorette Ryan has Jack-In-the-Box face
Stop blubbering Ryan at least you got a free trip to #Fiji #bachelorette
You obviously don’t have to undergo a psych evaluation to get on the #bachelorette so I’m definitely applying.
It’s always awkward watching the fantasy suite episode with ur parents… #bachelorette
Ashley is going to ‘put it all out there’ with JP. Thinking she will let a nipple slip out #bachelorette #wheretheflattopends
think “micro-penis” RT @themung2: I cant find anything to heckle this JP guy over. #bachelorette
The country faces an economic default and y’all are pissed about the #bachelorette being interrupted? #priorities
Don’t know how my dad ever won over my mom. Watching #bachelorette with him and he can’t stand all the romance
It’s not a competition. Except for the part where we keep narrowing it down to a single winner. #bachelorette
My dad just said JP looks like Lance Armstrong…so hot…JP, not my dad….big gulps….well, see ya later! #bachelorette
#bachelorette camera guys can operate cameras with one hand you know #fantasysuite
Hello, Rose Ceremony Side Boob Action #bachelorette
Ashley, no one wants to date you on this show because you have the personality and bark of a pomeranian. Relax. #bachelorette
Who keeps stealing the bottom half of Ashley’s dresses??!! #bachelorette
#bachelorette Love how the tweets stop for rose ceremony where NO ONE is going home
Oh the suspense. 2 roses 2 guys. #nobrainer #bachelorette
#bachelorette My God TV sucks!