Things got very tense at Table 241.
First, we hear there are two winners in our category. Then, the screams from the The Best Thing I Ever Made were so loud, no one could hear who the second winner was.
Click through to see what a table full of confused producers looks like. Yes, that was me filming the entire experience, but if our presenter Bethenny Frankel didn’t mind, I don’t see why anyone else should (to be honest I thought there’d be more people doing it).
Click here to watch the video of us not winning, then winning, then not winning, then…
Posted 2 days, 7 hours ago at 8:32 am. Add a comment

3:24 – I’m glad I didn’t go with the Nehru tux. The only other guy wearing one is 95 years old
3:29 – Dr. Drew meets Dr. Oz

3:30 – I jut shook hands with The Barefoot Contessa. Even in heels she’s tiny.
3:43 – I shook hands with Bobby Flay and said “I’m your competition.” He said, “in the category?” And I said “no” leaving him very puzzled
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4:11 – after an hour, we still have not made it to the red carpet
4:59 – we ditched the red carpet. We’re hungry

My seat has the best view of the show

5:09 – 12 people at our table. No one has any idea when our category is up.
5:29 – they gave Aisha Tyler the wrong envelope to read but she caught it before they announced the winner
11:51 – As plans sometimes do, mine went awry when my phone inexplicably died at 5:45. HOWEVER, I was smart enough to have a back-up camera in my other coat pocket, and managed to catch our EMMY WIN. You can watch it here.
Posted 3 days ago at 3:46 pm. 2 comments
I already have my Facebook status update options ready to go for Sunday night. It will either be…
A.) WE WON! I officially retire tomorrow.
or
B.) We lost. Deadline reports voter fraud.
or
C.) Shit! I slept through it. Is Game of Thrones still on?
Posted 4 days, 23 hours ago at 4:38 pm. Add a comment
I have been informed that if we win, I will NOT be invited to the press podium while someone shouts out numbers from the sides and the lucky reporters get to ask questions about how the Emmy win has changed my life.
So I have taken matters into my own hands.
Posted 5 days, 20 hours ago at 7:42 pm. Add a comment

Win the Emmy, lose the Emmy…make no mistake. One way or another I’m walking out of that building with an Emmy.

Posted 6 days, 23 hours ago at 4:38 pm. Add a comment